Confessions of a Webaholic

Maths

2009-09-12T17:58:00.002+01:00

Okay lovely readers, what is 5400 + 355? Do it in your head. No cheating.
You know what? YOU'RE RIGHT!!!!
Do you know how I know that? Because I have faith in you lovely readers.
You know who I don't have faith in? The guy who just sold me my new car... He used a calculator... TWICE. To calculate the SAME thing.

Is it men or is it just cars salespeople? Hmm?
I'm in a bad mood now. So this'll be it.

Also I'm sorry that I haven't posted in a while, stressed over going to a new school! But I'll tell you about that another time.

MBxx

Ooops

2009-07-11T19:58:00.002+01:00

Okay weeeeeeell I over reacted in the last post. A LOT.
I still think I was right for being upset but I went way over board!
The next two days after that my friends and I had a AWESOME time and I'm much happier now. Thorpe Park was grrrrreat! So happy I went!

Ha I just reminded myself of Tony Tiger then... 'Frosties, they're grrrrrreat!'
Oh yes I'm so cool!

I'm currently watching Home Alone 2, but just a minute ago I was watching 'Harry Potter: Behind the Magic' and oooooh now I'm so excited! SO excited! I'm so watching it the day it comes out!

Aah god don't you hate it when you have an itchy eye? And it really really really hurts but you can't do anything about it because if you itch it MORE then it'll hurt more!

Okay and I'm noticing that loads of companies are using the same adverts that they used like a year ago! Credit crunch much? I didn't realise it was effecting everyone THAT much!

Okay I have to go now, but before I do I would like to tell you that 'My Bloody Valentine' is soooo good!! And you all have to watch it! All of you! NOW!

Confession: I had some immunisations yesterday and I actually hoped they'd make me feel unwell...

MBxxx

ARGH

2009-07-07T16:03:00.002+01:00

*Contains swearing*

I'm SO pissed off right now.
Why is it that friends ALWAYS let you down?
The other day i thought, hey i haven't seen my friends in a while i'll invite them all over for a BBQ on wednesday, and i was so happy when they said yes they'd come, and THEN we decided that we were going to go to Thorpe Park on thursday!
I thought this was SOOOOO great. So FREAKING great. I was SO happy. I thought, HEY i can finally spend time with my friends and be REALLY happy and have loads of FREAKING FUN.

So today, while i'm at home getting points from walkers crisps so that we can have half price tickets on thursday at thorpe park, the three friends that i WAS going to thorpe park with are all together having fun. AND THEY DIDN'T EVEN INVITE ME.
MY MUM SPENT MONEY GETTING THOSE POINTS FOR THOSE STUPID ANNOYING LITTLE GIRLS AND THEY JUST IGNORE THE HELL OUT OF ME.
And belieeeeve me it's not coincidence, seen as how they ALL live far apart. In fact, i live closer to each individual than they are to each other. AWIEHRFAKLHEFIawhefoiawefh
I'm so FREAKING annoyed!
How can they do this to me?
And now i feel like i don't want to go to thorpe park any more! I don't want to be with those girls but at the same time i WANT to go to thorpe park because it's MY park. I've gone there every YEAR for AGES. It's MINE. So I should get to go. I don't see why i should not go to the place that's made me happy for YEARS because those BITCHES have decided to make me feel like shit!
And you may be sat there thinking, this idiot is COMPLETELY over reacting, and I would normally agree. But not if you knew them, and if you knew me. They ALWAYS leave me out and I try soooooooooooooo hard to not let it get to me and invite them over (like i've said earlier because i've invited them round and stuff) and they STILL don't invite me to things!!
WHY!?
Is it MY fault?
OR IS IT BECAUSE I'M NEVER AROUND BECAUSE I HAVE FREAKING CHRONIC FATIGUE??? IT'S NOT EVEN MY FAULT!! AISDHFAIUSFIA GAH.

At this point I would normally say that's my rant over and done with and I'm fine now. But I'm not. So instead I'm just gonna go ring my mum and cry down the phone for 20 minutes. And then ring my friend and cry and shout and cry again and hopefully get this sorted out.
Oh I think I forgot to mention that one of these 'friends' of mine, is supposed to be my best friend. I'm really starting to doubt that recently though.

Anyway I'm off
Bye MBxxx

Hand Clapper

2009-07-03T17:28:00.003+01:00

Anyone remember those awesome hand clapping games you used to play at primary school?
They were so cool, I could do them SUPER fast!
HA
So I've decided to share with you all my favourite one, but I can't be bothered to write out all the actions so you'll have to live with just the song.

"Eenie meenie dis a meenie you are the one for me
Education, regulation I hate you

Downtown baby down by the rollercoaster
Sweet sweet cherry no place to go

Caught you with your boyfriend naughty naughty
Didn't you do the dishes lazy kid

Jumped out the window silly silly
Stole a bit of candy, greedy guts"

Now THAT made you happy right?
I'm going to tell you something else that'll make you happy.
I'M HAPPY!
=D=D=D

See now that made you smile right?
And if it didn't then you have no heart...
Just joking =D

I watched The Notebook the other, LOVE that film.
Makes me cry and laugh and it's just so good!
Unfortunately I watched it with a friend who's grandma has dementia, so she was rather upset in the end. =(

On another note, I spent £75 the other day! I seriously couldn't believe it when I realised!
On clothes and stuff, although I got this really nice pair of PJs from La Senza! They have a half price sale on at the moment so if anyone needs pajamas then that's the place to go!

Loving the summer, but have unfortunately spent half of today sleeping... I'm never gonna get to sleep tonight, which is a bit of a bummer.

Oh and I've decided I'm gonna dye me hair and I'm either going to dye it blonde, like an ashy colour which I think might be quite nice or I'm going to highlight it on top really subtly and dye it really dark underneath just to give it some depth. Oh and then I was thinking about just getting it permed instead which might be quite nice! And I have longer hair now as well so I can have it permed without it looking really weird and idiotic.

Anyway enough with the rant, I'm watching Friends at the moment and that brings me on to the whole TV thing.
Next Monday, new series of One Tree Hill!! AHHH!! Who did Lucas ask to marry him! And the new series of Ugly Betty is on Tuesday! Well they're not that new, they've been out in America for aaages but over here in England we're only just getting them so nobody tell me what happens!

Ooo one thing I would love comments on though is weight loss, and I know that's kinda an annoying subject for a lot of you but I really want to go to the beach and feel good there in a swimsuit or even a bikini! So weight loss or toning tips would be really helpful!

Um confession... I love flowery dresses, even though I always say I hate them. I've literately got loads of flowery dresses now so there is no denying it I suppose!

Well that's enough for today
MBxxx

Turn Right

2009-06-28T14:23:00.003+01:00

Loving this Jonas Brothers song! Their new album is really good, some of it is a bit odd... (don't charge me for the crime feat. common) but still really good!

I know I haven't updated in a long time, but I've been finishing up on all my exams and last week we went into school for a taster day for 6th form next year and it was SOOO good!! Really looking forward to next year, here's hoping I get the grades! *fingers crossed* - touch wood -

Soo things to tell you about, I got that walk with me thing on the DS! It's actually really good and got me walking like hell for like the first week or two and then it's been kinda down hill from there because I'm rather lazy...

Oh hey but some good news! My chronic fatigue seems to be getting better! I don't know if I've already told you about this but I have chronic fatigue (CFS/ME) which has made it really hard for me to be in school for this past year. BUT I think it's getting better! My legs have stopped hurting after lots of walking, all I need to do now is make my arms stronger and then I can go out for longer periods of time and hopefully I'll be back at school full time next year! YAY!!

Have also decided to write a book, losely based on my life but I'm gonna make some stuff up to make it more interesting =D Thinking about making a quizilla account or a fanfic account and putting it up there to see what people think.

Apart from all that my life has been rather boring recently, although I have had some epiphanies concerning certain friendships and have realised that I don't need a certain person to be happy any more! Which is great, and rather liberating!

Okay confession time...:
I'm the type of person that gets really annoyed when someone loves a film and says they're a fan when they haven't read the book it's based on, BUT I've never read the Twilight books and I do say I'm a fan of the film... although I'm hoping to change that soon, borrowing it off a friend!

Ciao MBxx

Food

2009-06-08T14:10:00.002+01:00

I really really love food, but sometimes you can just have too much.

In the past hour I have had a bowl of cereal and a banana (because I'm lazy and got up at 1:15), then a bagel with cream cheese and smoked salmon which was gooooood, and then half a tub of ben & jerry's half baked ice cream... and boy do I feel sick.

I usually eat that much in like a DAY. But then I am feeling rather BLAH and need something to make me feel better, although at the same time I should really be doing revision... because if I put it off I'll never pass the exam and then I won't get into sixth form and once again my life will be over.

Oh yes btw I was worrying about this before but all that is alright now because I did well in the exams lol. But now I've just got the sciences to do.
Hmm and now I'm wondering why on earth I am talking about this because you don't really care do you? But sometimes a quick look into someone elses life, no matter how trivial and boring it is, can be kind of interesting...

Now I need to go get ready so I can walk my next door neighbors dog, I'm also really hoping that it won't rain!! =S but I think it might do just to spite me... Yes it is getting darker and darker by the second, oh what joy what fun.

Confession: I sometimes eat hot chocolate powder on it's own... just because it tastes soo good...

Off to go walk, bye MBxx

ROFL!

2009-06-05T13:40:00.003+01:00

Okay so I haven't updated in a week. I know, BAD Mel!
But, this here little treasure I have for you will make up for it...
For all you Jonas Brothers fans out there, and all of you who have an awesome sense of humor:
Joe Jonas... Dancing

It may not sound that exciting, but believe me, it is HILARIOUS. And I mean rolling on the floor, blow it out your ass, dying from laughter kind of hilarious. Either that or someone needs to give me a serious reality check...

And yes I do admit that I am in LOVE with the Jonas Brothers. All three of them =D but that can't be helped.

So I was sat on my sofa yesterday, with a laptop and watching Big Brother. Yes I am that cool type of person that watches the very first episode EVERY year and never bothers to watch any of the rest, mostly because it annoys the hell out of me...
Anyway so I was sat there typing away on Facebook and I realised that nearly all my friends were doing exactly the same thing as me, watching Big Brother, judging the people going in and then bitching about it on Facebook.
It was around that time that I stopped and thought how amazingly cool I was... and then carried on =D

Just thought I'd upload a pretty picture for all you out there who are reading this (which frankly is probably only me but I enjoy a pretty picture now and then, even if it was actually me who took it)

Confession: I want to learn to play the guitar, become famous and marry Nick Jonas, oh yes, I am one of those deluded crazy females who actually believes that she might one day even meet the Jonas Brothers... if only...

Ciao darlings! MBxxx

TYPICAL!

2009-05-30T23:28:00.002+01:00

Okay so I'm sat here watching 28 days later, and I reaally need the loo and I'm waiting for the next ad break, but it looks like there will never ever be an ad break ever again and I REALLY need the loo so I get up and go to the toilet in a really boring bit.
And guess what happens next?
I come back to find a REALLY interesting bit just finishing and then, oh yes, the adverts come on.
I'm not happy...

On a lighter note, Diversity won Britain's Got Talent!! Wooo!! If Susan Boyle had won I would've cried. She's just a little boring really, no personality.

Just saw an advert for a film, can't remember what film actually but anyway, it says that 'some battles make history, some battles change history' and i was thinking... You can't actually change history can you? I mean unless you have a time machine, which would be pretty awesome.

This film is actually really gripping, so I'm gonna go back to it. Oh and they just went into the dark, idiots. IDIOTS. Will go now.

Confession: I say I don't get scared in scary films but I do, I just LOVE getting scared.

Okay going now.
Byexx MBxx

Sutton

2009-05-26T15:06:00.003+01:00

I am in Sutton! YAY! So happy about that. I'm with my Daddy which makes me happy, I went to his work today which was nice because I haven't been there for aaaaages!

Okay so the other day I was camping in a field with a few friends and it was the middle of the night (well i say the middle it was more like three o'clock or something) and my friend whispers:

Friend: "Mel!"

Me: *Silence*

She comes and moves over to my side and pokes me. And then says, slightly louder this time:

Friend: "Mel!"

I groan slightly to show that I do not want to wake up. She doesn't get the hint.

Friend: "Mel!"

Me: "Yeh?" I say groggily not opening my eyes.

Friend: "Are you awake?"

Me: "...No."

...

I mean what is the point in that question? It reeeally annoys me.

Right okay tomorrow I am going over to some family friends' house that I haven't seen in years to watch football. I'm not anti-football or anything, in fact I even support a team but I really don't want to be sitting watching football on a couch with two middle aged men who are both screaming at the TV. But unfortunately I don't seem to have much of a choice in it.

So yes my life has been a bit confusing recently, mainly because I've actually been interacting with other human beings which I don't often do these days. Which sounds really sad but in reality it really is sad. Damn.

Anyway off to do more revision, haven't finished those exams yet.

Signing off MBxx

Top Gear

2009-05-22T17:53:00.002+01:00

Top Gear should get more women on. I mean I for one can't WAIT till I start driving and I would LOOOVE to go on Top Gear! But then of course I'd have to become famous first and that would be a monumental waist of time just to get on Top Gear.
Although if I did become famous and managed to get on Top Gear I could then OFFICALLY be Top Gear's greatest fan as I'd have actually become a celebrity JUST to get on a show.
Of course by that point Top Gear wouldn't exsist or it would but it'd have crappy presenters and no one would want to watch it so I would've become famous for no reason...

Plus, Top Gear is waaaaaaaaaaay better than Fifth Gear!

And okay I just typed fifth as fith which is how you actually spell it (yes I'm not the greatest speller on earth) and so I was like hell that doesn't look right so (because I'm so cool) I went onto Google and typed in fifth because I'd decided that was probably the way it was spelt and the first thing that it comes up with is Fifth Gear!

So that was pointless...

I also now want to see 'The Redeadening' which The Simpsons just went to see on... well The Simpsons... And the kids are well freaked out which is hilarious, and now they're doing like a blair witch thing... Oh The Simpsons is great!

Yes I do spend a lot of time watching TV and on the computer...

Okay so two deviants this time:
Apri1
Pixelledanddead

Apri1 is someone I've JUST found, but pixelledanddead is an favourite of mine, she is SO talented. They both are, so check them both out!

Confessions:
I watch CBBC at 6:30 every day because there's a cartoon of Wolverine and the X-Men on then... yeh I'm cool AND I'm really obsessed with it!

So I'm going now because Wolverine is on.
Bai MBxx

yawn

2009-05-20T13:33:00.002+01:00

Mhhmm i'm tired, even though i went to bed at 8 last night! EIGHT! Even my grandma doesn't go to bed that early!

Am currently waiting for a phonecall, which may never ever come but i'm REALLY hoping it does! I have to wait until 5...

Not quite sure what to do with the rest of my day, i was gonna do some art but i'm not really in an arty mood so you know that's completely out of the question because i suck at the best of times.

Have a new artist on DA for you to check out!!
katat0nik

She's soo good!
And i've totally just realised that there's loads of people on DA that i've known about for AAAGES and because i've only just started this blog i wouldn't have put them up! so i'll put them up next time because i cba to do it now.

Aaaanyway i should really go get some food now because i'm really hungry but then we don't actually have much to eat so i'm gonna have to scrounge something up.
Mmmm really want toast but have no bread...

Okey dokey then i'll give you two confessions because i forgot last time sooo:
i cried at that episode of scrubs where ben dies, it was so sad!
i think that i'm really quite smart but i never let anyone know that because they might think i'm really up myself...

aand here comes another yawn, which is my que to leave
ttyl MBxx

HA!

2009-05-18T09:40:00.002+01:00

Just had my text read out on radio 1 by scott mills!
Good Luck to all those doing exams this afternoon and for like the next month! AHH!

I'm happy and nervous at the same time, and should be revising right now but yeh i'm obviously not...

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
(highlight below)
A carrot!

hahahaha... okay i found that too funny.

Just found a great photographer on DA:
Imperialistic

yes i do spend like all my time on DA, but that's because i love it.
Anyway check her out! She's so good!

Gotta get back to revision
Byee MBxx

Exaaams

2009-05-17T15:30:00.002+01:00

Urgh I have my first exam tomorrow. Maths.
I'm gonna fail so badly because I've basically missed this entire year of school.
Basically I'm fucked.
This also means there's no way I'm gonna get into 6th form, and now my life is over.
Oh well, I have hope, I'm a good last minute reviser.

On another note, there's this contest on T4 to go visit the Twilight: New Moon set in ITALY!! Maa I really want to go! Really really badly! And they draw the name on Wednesday and get this, if you win you go NEXT TUESDAY! and come back on the Friday, one day is on the set with a walk on part and the other you can do whatever you want! AND they pay for your flights and give you 150 euros!
But then I have to be realistic and remember that there's like the smallest chance that I'll actually get to go. But you know, I have a higher chance now than if I hadn't even entered the competition!

Listening to Taylor Swift which is making me happy while i revise.
Don't have any pictures to upload because well i haven't taken any...

Confession for today: I still listen to the Spice Girls! they were awesome...

MBxx

Okay first blog...

2009-05-16T00:08:00.000+01:00

First blog, hmm this is gonna be interesting.

Not much to say about today, apart from the fact i found this amazing artist on DA:
BlueSaga331

Such an amazing artist!
Kinda makes me wonder what on earth I'm even doing on DA because I'm so awful at art. Oh well, practice makes perfect right?

Went for a walk the other day and took this <<.
With my phone! Oh yes, great quality FROM A PHONE! I was so excited when I uploaded my first picture onto the computer, i was like HELL YEH.
Anyway, thought this was quite peaceful and was pleased that i took it on one of the few nice days we've had recently.
It's strange how you never realise how beautiful something looks until one day when you look at it through a camera lense.
I mean i go the same route every time i go for a walk and not once did i realise that was there.

Okay so confession for the day: I LOVE Miley Cyrus! I really wish i was her! Damn my life.

Signing off for now MBxx